MY NEIGHBOR "BORROWED" OUR FRIDGE—WHILE WE WERE ON VACATION We were only gone for five days. A little cabin in Michigan, no cell signal, just trees and bad coffee. When we got back, the house looked fine from the outside. Nothing broken, no windows cracked. But when I opened the kitchen door… something was off. Our fridge was gone. Like, the entire stainless steel, family-size fridge was just missing. Gone from the wall, power cord unplugged, the outline still visible in the dust. I stood there