Masseuse vs. Massage Therapist: What's the Difference?

So my mom decided that instead of just being cute, our dog should learn some “life skills.” Naturally, the first lesson was… massage therapy for my dad. 🐾💆‍♂️ At first it was adorable, a little paw pat here, a tiny scratch there, you know, like a spa day with extra fur. But then… things escalated 😂. Apparently, our dog took the role of professional masseuse VERY seriously. One second Dad was chilling, the next second he was getting pummeled like a piece of dough at an Italian bakery. Tiny paw